Tuesday, June 1, 2010

One of those days

I will secretly judge you if you:

_park in handicapped spaces because you're lazy. Amount of time is not an issue.
_can't tidy up after yourself in a dressing room.
_use one of these words in my presence*: whore, skank, slut, cunt, chink, fob, fag.
_don't tip.
_make a domestic violence joke. Or even worse, try to justify it i.e. "No woman deserves to get hit but ___".
_seriously use "I'm too pretty"/"I'm too hot" for an excuse. For anything. I can't even believe I had to put this on here. Girl...

*Particular use of the word is considered, but for the most part - it's not gonna fly with me

/ifeelbetteralready

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