Somewhere in Boom-Kack, NY...

Since I love the show, here's a little something for my fellow MTB4 fans...



The singing may not be as boom-kackalicious as her dancing, but the video is ridiculous nonetheless. You betta work!


If you don't think this is fierce, Laurie Ann says "Tell him to shut up!"

Here's Your Chance People

It kinda sucks to blog at work during my lunch break since my laptop decided to die on me finally after 3 years - which means I don't really have time to post a thoughtful or detailed entry on my latest revelations about life. Really you guys are missing out. Haha but for the mean time here's a quick one on something I thought was pretty interesting.

MTV's True Life is casting for the next season, so check it out and see if you fall under any of these categories (some are straight up LOL-worthy):

I'M COMPETITIVE WITH MY FRIENDS
I'M ROBOTRIPPING/SIPPING LEAN
I'M ADDICTED TO MEDS
I'M IN A LOVE TRIANGLE
I CAN'T SLEEP
I HAVE POSTTRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER (PTSD)
I'M NUYORICAN
I'M ELOPING
I DON'T LIKE MY BREASTS
I'M GOING BALD
I'M A FAN BOY
I'M HAVING TWINS
I'M A SURROGATE
I LIVE IN DUBAI
I'M STUCK AT HOME
I'M LOOKING FOR MY SIBLING
I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF
I'M STARTING A DANGEROUS JOB

I seriously thought back in high school if MTV was cool to do "I'm an Urban Cheerleader" then they definitely should've done "I'm in Colorguard" or "I'm Going to Band Camp". Give us a chance!

Video Killed the Radio Star

I never would have anticipated doing 2 MTV-related posts in a row, but I thought this was pretty interesting so I thought I would share with you guys. Now that Making the Band is over for now, America's Best Dance Crew is ending soon and I know not everyone is anticipating the Hills comeback tonight, you guys must be thinking "OMG what on earth am I going to watch on MTV now???" Well for the month of April you have one more option:



That's right. MTV is bringing back Yo! MTV Raps for the month of April to celebrate it's 20th anniversary. I say MTV should take note and bring back some of these other classics:

Undressed

I can't believe I used to feel bad for watching this show but now I wish I could rewatch all the episodes just for the sheer hilarity of it. If you ever get the chance make sure to keep an eye out for everyone who made an appearance on the show, then unknowns, like Adam Brody, Jay Hernandez, Autumn Reeser, Chad Michael Murray, and Brandon Routh. I kept waiting to see if they would ever cross the line and show some real crazy stuff, but that never really happened. Ahh to be young and naive.

Daria

This show was so good - the writing and humor on this show was very smart and suprisingly way above MTV standards. What's even funnier is that I can think of people in high school who fit some of the characters perfectly.

Singled Out

MTV can get rid of Next, Dismissed, Parental Control, Date My Mom, and The X Factor if they would bring back the show that started it all. Either that or stop using the same corny lines for every series.

Next did have this great moment in dating show history though:

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Lauren Conrad is a dumbass

Someone needs to explain to me why I enjoy watching the Hills because I know for a fact it is mindless television but I'm hooked anyways blech. So there has been a good amount of Hills news lately as a way to remind everyone that the series is returning next Monday. Here is the latest Us Weekly cover story about Lauren Conrad aka "LC" :

The scoop about the "betrayals" is that a couple days after LC left for Paris for Teen Vogue related stuff, on-again off-again guy friend Brody comes out publicly about his relationship with a new girl. Big whoop. As for Audrina, LC's best friend/roommate, I guess LC is pissed at her for patching up her friendship with LC's ex-best friend Heidi (you guys follow me?). LC, you are not in high school any more, get over the drama. Maybe you feel like all your friends "betray" you because you're so fcking boring and surround yourself with attention whores that are riding on your coattails of "fame". LOL at college-age women who still say "you're not allowed to be friends with her because we have drama that never really involved you in the first place".

What makes it even more irritating are LC's latest comments about dating and "bad boys" on the Ryan Seacrest show:

"Why don't you like sweet guys?" Ryan Seacrest asked the Hills star on his show this morning.

"They're not as fun!" Conrad, 22, admitted. Pal Lauren "Lo" Bosworth agreed, noting, "Sweet boys can be, like, filler."

Conrad says she's "easily bored" and dating is all "about the chase."

"You want the game to be played," Conrad, 22, says. "You don't want to have a great time and him to call you right after!"

"It's weak to text," Conrad adds.

Seacrest, who said Conrad is "tragic in [the dating] department," asked, "What's with you and falling for these guys?"

Conrad replied, "I have no idea!"

No wonder so many guys are confused! Any girl insinuating that she likes games to be played and that sweet guys are boring needs to be shot. LC complains about being hurt in relationships, then talks about how she goes for the guys that treat you like shit. A+ girlfriend.

At least Spencer and Heidi are funny in their lame attempts at attention.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B: